{"product_id":"george-sloshington-4th-of-july-shirt-washington-drinking-party-tee","title":"George Sloshington 4th of July Shirt – Washington Drinking Party Tee","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🎇 The Founding Father of Freedom \u0026amp; Fireball with our George Sloshington 4th of July Shirt!🎇 \u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eRaise your red solo cup to the legend himself—\u003cstrong data-end=\"516\" data-start=\"494\"\u003eGeorge Sloshington\u003c\/strong\u003e, the boozy alter-ego of George Washington. This hilarious 4th of July shirt turns presidential pride into party-ready style. Whether you’re sipping bourbon or flipping burgers, this tee is your ultimate declaration of \u003cem data-end=\"766\" data-start=\"735\"\u003eindependence and intoxication\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e🎁 A Perfect Gift for History Buffs, Party Starters \u0026amp; Patriotic Jokers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eKnow someone who loves historical humor \u003cem data-end=\"1056\" data-start=\"1051\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e happy hour? This shirt is the ideal gift for dads, brothers, college friends, or anyone who wants to show off their star-spangled sense of humor. Great for 4th of July, Memorial Day, or that one friend who thinks they \u003cem data-end=\"1280\" data-start=\"1275\"\u003eare\u003c\/em\u003e a founding father after 3 shots.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhy You’ll Love Our George Sloshington Shirt:\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e✅ Epic founding father + drinking pun design\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✅ Super soft \u0026amp; lightweight for summer heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✅ Gets a laugh every single time\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✅ Great conversation starter\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✅ Unisex fit – comfy for everyone\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✅ Built for BBQs, not boring speeches\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Features:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"146\" data-start=\"123\"\u003eLightweight Comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e – 4.5 oz.\/yd² fabric (7.5 oz.\/L yd in CA) offers a breathable, everyday fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"248\" data-start=\"230\"\u003eSoft \u0026amp; Durable\u003c\/strong\u003e – Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel and lasting quality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"345\" data-start=\"326\"\u003eBlended Options\u003c\/strong\u003e – Antique colors \u0026amp; Sport Grey (90\/10 cotton\/polyester), Dark Heather \u0026amp; Heather colors (65\/35), Graphite Heather (50\/50).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"497\" data-start=\"473\"\u003eSmooth Print Surface\u003c\/strong\u003e – High stitch density provides a clean canvas for vibrant prints.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"588\" data-start=\"570\"\u003eFlattering Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e – Modern classic fit with a narrow rib collar for a polished look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"687\" data-start=\"662\"\u003eReinforced Durability\u003c\/strong\u003e – Taped neck and shoulders reduce wear and maintain shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"772\" data-start=\"753\"\u003eTear Away Label\u003c\/strong\u003e – For added comfort and easy branding.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"835\" data-start=\"818\"\u003eEco-Conscious\u003c\/strong\u003e – Made with OEKO-TEX® certified low-impact dyes and supports Better Cotton™ practices globally.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLet freedom ring (and drinks flow)! Click \u003cem data-end=\"2213\" data-start=\"2200\"\u003eAdd to Cart\u003c\/em\u003e now and wear your historical hangover with pride.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize \u0026amp; Care Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 \u003cb\u003eSize Chart Available\u003c\/b\u003e – Check our sizing guide to find the perfect fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧼 \u003cb\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and iron inside out for long-lasting wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0267\/8603\/7955\/files\/Adorb_Adult_T-shirt_Chart_8d7eeb09-c87d-40de-a333-e355bf489754.jpg?v=1740435447\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Adorb Custom Tees","offers":[{"title":"Cream \/ S","offer_id":52386904998177,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862746","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cream \/ M","offer_id":52386904965409,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862769","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cream \/ L","offer_id":52386904932641,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862770","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cream \/ XL","offer_id":52386905030945,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862768","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cream \/ 2XL","offer_id":52386904834337,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862772","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cream \/ 3XL","offer_id":52386904867105,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862771","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cream \/ 4XL","offer_id":52386904899873,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862663","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ S","offer_id":52386905227553,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862754","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ M","offer_id":52386905194785,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862750","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ L","offer_id":52386905162017,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862915","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ XL","offer_id":52386905260321,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862753","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 2XL","offer_id":52386905063713,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862757","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 3XL","offer_id":52386905096481,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862756","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 4XL","offer_id":52386905129249,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862755","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":52386905489697,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862820","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":52386905456929,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862821","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":52386905424161,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862822","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":52386905522465,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862819","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":52386905293089,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862825","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":52386905325857,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862824","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":52386905358625,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862823","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":52386905391393,"sku":"AD-_772953_1998920","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Heliconia \/ S","offer_id":52386905719073,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862708","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Heliconia \/ M","offer_id":52386905686305,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862707","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Heliconia \/ L","offer_id":52386905653537,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862706","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Heliconia \/ XL","offer_id":52386905751841,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862709","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Heliconia \/ 2XL","offer_id":52386905555233,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862672","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Heliconia \/ 3XL","offer_id":52386905588001,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862671","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Heliconia \/ 4XL","offer_id":52386905620769,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862705","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":52386905882913,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862908","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":52386905850145,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862608","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":52386905817377,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862607","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":52386905915681,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862909","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":52386905784609,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862606","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ S","offer_id":52386906112289,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862913","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ M","offer_id":52386906079521,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862912","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ L","offer_id":52386906046753,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862610","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":52386906145057,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862611","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":52386905948449,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862910","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":52386905981217,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862609","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 4XL","offer_id":52386906013985,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862911","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peach \/ XS","offer_id":52386906407201,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862741","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Peach \/ S","offer_id":52386906341665,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862907","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peach \/ M","offer_id":52386906308897,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862704","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peach \/ L","offer_id":52386906276129,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862703","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peach \/ XL","offer_id":52386906374433,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862673","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peach \/ 2XL","offer_id":52386906177825,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862700","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peach \/ 3XL","offer_id":52386906210593,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862701","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peach \/ 4XL","offer_id":52386906243361,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862702","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ S","offer_id":52386906571041,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862785","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ M","offer_id":52386906538273,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862749","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ L","offer_id":52386906505505,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862786","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ XL","offer_id":52386906603809,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862784","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":52386906439969,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862670","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":52386906472737,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862788","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ S","offer_id":52386906800417,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862758","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ M","offer_id":52386906767649,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862759","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ L","offer_id":52386906734881,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862914","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ XL","offer_id":52386906833185,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862859","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 2XL","offer_id":52386906636577,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862761","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 3XL","offer_id":52386906669345,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862665","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 4XL","offer_id":52386906702113,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862760","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":52386907128097,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862742","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52386907062561,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862827","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52386907029793,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862828","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52386906997025,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862852","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52386907095329,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862826","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52386906865953,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862849","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52386906898721,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862850","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52386906931489,"sku":"AD-_772953_1862851","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52386906964257,"sku":"AD-_772953_1998919","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/7484\/1889\/files\/crew-neck-george-sloshington.webp?v=1771892148","url":"https:\/\/minor-sales-6942.myshopify.com\/products\/george-sloshington-4th-of-july-shirt-washington-drinking-party-tee","provider":"Minor Sales ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}